President Trump introduced at this time, April 1, that he plans to determine the Museum of the American Proud Boy on the Nationwide Mall per his latest mandate to revive “American greatness” on the Smithsonian Establishment.
Trump’s announcement comes hours after he revealed a Fact Social put up at 4:20am calling for “more bigly-built buildings” that “honor the contributions of very fine people.”
Trump chosen the Nationwide Mall location for the museum after a “boys’ night” with Senior Advisor Elon Musk and Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg — each of whom advised that the “phallic nature” of the Washington Monument was the right motif for restoring household values and American exceptionalism to the Smithsonian’s “post-Woke identity.”
Among the many inaugural works within the assortment is a glass-walled room that can home the January 6 insurrectionist referred to as the “QAnon Shaman,” a jar of salt crystals derived from Columbia College protesters’ tears, a reconstructed Charlottesville Robert E. Lee monument that was eliminated and melted down throughout the Biden administration, and Jeff Koons’s “Balloon Dog” (1994).
The brand new museum will mark a historic collaboration between Trump and the Proud Boys. Paying homage to his former profession establishing the left-wing media model (earlier than going off the Andrew Tate deep finish™), VICE and Proud Boy founder Gavin McInnes has been named the museum’s chief curator.
Sources (Pete Hegseth) advised Hyperallergic that Trump has simply signed a contract with El Salvador’s president, Nayib Bukele, to “find construction labor for very cheap 👊🇺🇸🔥.” Trump credited Bukele for the expedited timeline for setting up and opening the museum, including “✈️⛓️👷.”
“I’m proud to be a boy,” Elon Musk stated, although Hyperallergic didn’t attain out.
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