Are you within the temper for some eau de filthy clogged toilette.
For individuals who need to scent like final name on the Decrease East Facet, Miller Excessive Life has launched a brand new cologne that’s meant to scent like a dive bar for $60 a bottle, simply in time for the vacations.
The scent of the so-called Dive Bar-Fume blends cedarwood and patchouli to recreate the scent of a bar counter, tobacco and leather-based to evoke “those worn-in leather barstools,” sea salt for the “basket of fries and popcorn” and Champak blossom to copy the scent of Miller Excessive Life.
It’s unclear if the cologne, which is at present offered out, may even scent like stale cigarette smoke, flooded loos and a struggle that breaks out for no cause.
“High Life is bringing that dive bar scent you know and love to your home with High Life Dive Bar-Fume, just in time for the holidays. Happy High Life!” the perfume’s itemizing says.
The Champagne of Beers has different beer-themed vacation choices in its store, together with Miller Excessive Life stockings and Christmas tree ornaments.
Instagram customers had a discipline day within the feedback of the publish saying the cologne with one commenter saying “this was my scent for 7 years.”
“Does it smell like shattered dreams?” posted one other.
