If Kanye West’s spouse, Bianca Censori, needs to do one thing really surprising and edgy, right here’s an thought.
Put on some garments. Actual garments — not deconstructed pantyhose and excessive heels, or tape or a throw pillow.
Precise material that obscures what the Lord gave ya. What. A. Idea.
At Sunday’s Grammy Awards, Censori, with the rapper by her facet, stepped onto the crimson carpet wrapped in a dramatic, floor-length fur … which she dropped to the bottom to disclose every part.
A tiny, sheer slip costume with no underwear. Unencumbered by cloth or disgrace.
The stunt was meant to copy the duvet of West’s “Vultures 1” album from final 12 months, which options Censori’s naked bottom.
It was additionally a primer to get eyeballs to a Yeezy industrial that aired later within the present: exploiting her naked backside to promote his sweats.
Possibly it bought a number of extra pairs of home slippers, however Censori’s bare twirl was an enormous, fats yawn. Nudity is her default.
We’ve already seen her bazingas extra instances than we are able to depend. By no means thoughts the frequent showcase of her butt crack. Bear in mind when she walked round Italy sporting nothing however a throw pillow over her tender bits?
The lone undiscovered frontier of Censori’s flesh? Images from her colonoscopy.
West, who has a historical past of disgusting antisemitic feedback, has lengthy exhibited unusual tendencies towards his vital others. He treats them like Barbies to decorate up as he pleases. Or, in Censori’s case, undress.
The rapper has by no means been interested by having an equal. He’s making customized intercourse dolls.
First it was vixen Amber Rose, then Kim Kardashian.
The latter has talked about him purging her wardrobe: “I walked in my room and there was an entire room filled with all new clothes and all the stuff he wanted to fill back up my closet with and it was really cool new designers –– I hadn’t even heard of some of these designers before,” she informed Kelly Ripa in 2015.
Then “Uncut Gems” star Julia Fox was West’s arm sweet, sporting S&M impressed appears to be like he put collectively. On their second date, he stuffed a complete lodge suite with clothes.
“It was every girl’s dream come true,” Fox informed Interview Journal on the time. “It felt like a real Cinderella moment. I don’t know how he did it, or how he got all of it there in time … Like, who does things like this on a second date? Or any date!”
West, that’s who. A creep whose sexual kink appears to be dressing and making over girls. It’s the stuff of twisted horror movies.
How fortunate he discovered Censori, who’s completely dedicated and trustworthy to his imaginative and prescient of humiliation. He apparently directed final night time’s spectacle, with a lip reader reporting that he informed Censori, “You’re making a scene now.”
When it was proclaimed in 2024 that boobs have been again in vogue because of Sydney Sweeney, it was meant to embrace the playful, flirty and suggestive.
To place it in broader cultural phrases: An excessive amount of cowbell, Bianca.
However she’s a craven efficiency artist whose poison is porn — and her husband, a former proselytizing Christian, is her director and co-star. (Lest we overlook, in addition they disgustingly took half in a public intercourse act on a ship in Italy.)
Now West has reportedly misplaced a $20 million deal to carry out in Tokyo, because of his cheesy stunt final night time. It’s actually not the primary time his antics have sunk a large enterprise deal, nor will it’s his final.
However the act will not be solely self-destructive, it’s drained and predictable — maybe the worst factor West the provocateur may think about for himself.
