Nikki Glaser is about to host the 82nd Annual Golden Globes on Sunday night time — and a few celebs are certainly nervous if her previous jokes are something to go by.
The comic, 40, made headlines final Might for her wisecracks on the stay Netflix particular “The Roast of Tom Brady.”
However that roast wasn’t the primary time Glaser got here for a number of the world’s greatest A-listers.
The “FBoy Island” host additionally appeared at Comedy Central roasts skewering Rob Lowe, Bruce Willis and Alec Baldwin.
“I have I think nine shows between now and Sunday [the Golden Globes], because I want to keep testing out jokes and I want to keep getting the monologue in the [most] perfect place it can be,” she instructed The Hollywood Reporter earlier this week.
“Not every host does that. I’m lucky enough to be a comedian who can go and find these rehearsal spaces in front of a live audience, and I trust my audience members to not leak jokes or tell anyone. And we have enough jokes that even if they do, I’ll be OK.”
Earlier than Glaser takes the stage on Sunday, have a look again at a few of her most savage jokes through the years…
The 2016 “Roast of Rob Lowe”
Rob Lowe
“Rob defies age … God, I had such a crush on you when I was a little girl. If only I had known that’s when I had my best shot.”
Jewel
“Jewel is here, so as I call her, Trailer Swift. Jewel, I do not want to badmouth you since God already did. … Your teeth are like the Spice Girls, they’re all different colors and doing their own things.”
Peyton Manning
“I love you in commercials. I’d say you’re the greatest of all time. You’re like the Tom Brady of commercials. Like, the greatest.”
The 2018 “Roast of Bruce Willis”
Martha Stewart
“Martha Stewart, thank you for being here . … I’m a huge fan and my mom is an even bigger fan. My mom has learned everything from Martha Stewart, including cooking, cleaning, and withholding affection.”
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
“He’s so cute, so adorable. I bet you eat p–sy, but only with the crust cut off first. Isn’t that his look? Speaking of crusty p–sy, I’ll get to you in a second, Cybill.”
Cybill Shepherd
“Cybill’s gorgeous. I’m, like, honored to meet her. Her resume is insane — model, actor, singer, you name it. She’s f–ked it.”
Bruce Willis
“Your daughters must be so proud of their father … Ashton Kutcher.”
The 2019 “Roast of Alec Baldwin”
Caitlyn Jenner
“You are such an incredible athlete. People forget just how fast you once ran … from your first family to go be on a reality show. Seriously, I know being a new mom is hard, but even Casey Anthony knows the current location of her daughter.”
Blake Griffin
“Blake, you look like a black guy that got made by a printer running out of ink. Yeah. Chris Redd is here because Comedy Central wasn’t sure if Blake was black or not.”
Alec Baldwin
“Alec Baldwin, what an honor to be here roasting Justin Bieber’s wife’s oldest, fattest uncle. I’ll never forget that voicemail when you called your daughter Ireland a thoughtless little pig. It’s got to be one of the worst things you can call your daughter — after Ireland, actually. That name, yikes.”
The 2024 “Roast of Tom Brady”
Drew Bledsoe
“But let’s get to the reason we’re all here tonight. Uh, Drew Bledsoe. ‘Drew bled so Tom could run.’ But I’m gonna move on from you, just like your team did after you almost died.”
Tom Brady
“Tom Brady, five-time Super Bowl MVP, most career wins, most career touchdowns, you have seven rings. … Well, eight now that Gisele gave hers back, but … Tom, the only thing dumber than you saying yes to this roast was when you said, ‘Hey, babe, you should try jujitsu.’”
“I mean, you’re the best to ever play for too long. I mean … you retired, then you came back, and then you retired again. I get it. Hard to walk away from something that’s not your pregnant girlfriend. Hey. To be fair, he didn’t know she was pregnant. He just thought she was getting fat.”
Rob Gronkowski
“Tom also lost $30 million in crypto. Tom, how did you fall for that? I mean, even Gronk was like, ‘Me know that not real money.’”
Kevin Hart
“No one works harder than this man. Do you know that every morning Kevin wakes up at 4 a.m. to make a shitty movie? No, I love your movies. Or as I call them ‘short films.’ No, I’m kidding. I hate them. No, sorry, Kevin, I don’t mean to belittle you, but you ‘be little,’ man. Like, you’re a tiny guy. Kevin is 5’2’’, 150 pounds. Um, 155 after The Rock finishes.”
