They thought they have been being useless horny.
A Florida couple was busted having intercourse on high of a grave in a historic cemetery — and allegedly left meth sitting on the passenger seat of their close by automobile, in accordance with police.
Joseph Luke Brown, 38, and Stephanie Kay Wegman, 46, of Webster have been caught getting frisky on “unknown grave #43” on the Wild Cow Prairie Cemetery in Bushnell on March 26, in accordance with the Florida Freeway Patrol.
The boneyard boot-knockers allegedly left a Nissan owned by Wegman close to the entrance of the locked cemetery — which has dozens of graves courting again to 1850 — then headed to the again to get busy, police mentioned in a report obtained by The Smoking Gun.
However the grave rompers have been rapidly noticed by a cop, who first observed Wegman’s automobile — which is registered to Wegman and her husband, Anthony Johsnon — had been left “with the windows down and no one in the immediate area,” in accordance with the police report.
After breaking apart the couple’s ghoulish roll within the hay, an officer allegedly discovered methamphetamine, Xanax and Oxycodone stashed contained in the automobile.
Wegman was arrested on drug expenses and booked into county jail whereas Brown was transported from the cemetery to a hospital on account of a “preexisting injury” to his leg.
Cops famous that “a warrant will be sought for Mr. Brown,” although it’s unclear what expenses he’ll face.
The final burial on the semi-rural cemetery was in 1924, and the graveyard was added to the Nationwide Register of Historic Locations in 2021.
