Ever hear the snail joke?
A person’s sitting at residence when there’s a knock on his entrance door. He opens it, appears round, sees nothing and nobody. Then he appears right down to see a snail. He picks it up and hurls it into the woods throughout the road.
Six months later, a knock at his door. The person opens it, sees nothing. Then he appears right down to see a snail.
The snail is offended. It hollers, “What the hell was that all about!?”
