Is {that a} clarinet in your pants, or are you simply pleased to see me?
Alec Baldwin, 66, revealed that he as soon as noticed his spouse Hilaria Baldwin’s ex-boyfriend bare throughout the efficiency of a Broadway play.
The “30 Rock” star is about to element the stunning incident within the March 23 episode of the couple’s TLC sequence “The Baldwins,” in keeping with a preview obtained by Individuals.
However who precisely the thriller ex-boyfriend is is not going to be revealed.
The sensitive matter begins after Hilaria, 41, is requested if she had ever dated an actor earlier than assembly Alec in Feb. 2011.
“No,” the yoga guru responds. “Well, I mean, I wouldn’t date an actor when he was an actor. I dated an actor who then got to be on Broadway and we went to go see him naked.”
“I’ve seen one of the loves of her life naked,” Alec interjects, though Hilaria shortly clarifies that the person in query was “not the love of my life.”
“He was one of the loves of her life,” the “Mission Impossible” actor continues. “He was a very important boyfriend of hers. And we went to go see him on Broadway and he was naked — and as our British fans [would say], he had his bits out!”
Alec and Hilaria married in 2012. Ten years later, they headed to Broadway to see the revival of the Richard Greenberg play “Take Me Out” throughout its months-long run from Oct. 2022 to Feb. 2023.
The baseball drama starred Jesse Williams, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Patrick J. Adams, Michael Oberholtzer, and others – however it’s not clear if any of these actors had been Hilaria’s unnamed ex.
“We went to go see ‘Take Me Out,’ the musical that our dear friend Scott Ellis directed,” Alec recollects later within the phase. “And all these baseball players were in the locker room and they were all turned around naked with their dongs hanging out.”
“And I’m literally, and he’s there, her boyfriend and I recognize him. I met before,” he explains additional. “And when he turns around with his [penis] hanging out, I’m like, oh, oh, oh, okay. He had like, a clarinet hanging from his pants. The guy literally turned around and we were all like, ‘Ah! Ah, whoa.’”
“I think you remember this more than I do,” Hilaria chimes in with fun.
If that wasn’t sufficient, the “Boss Baby” star additionally particulars how he later met his spouse’s ex backstage after the play had ended.
“You can’t pay attention to a word he’s saying,” Alec recollects additional. “He’s standing right here talking to me… I’m like, you have like a baseball bat that you stuff into your pants every day. How does that work for you?”
After ending the story, Alec admits that he’s able to “move on from that subject,” including he merely “felt it had to be told.”
Alec and Hilaria’s amusing back-and-forth within the newest “The Baldwins” preview is a stark distinction from the couple’s public spat on the pink carpet on the Planet Hollywood Instances Sq. opening occasion in New York Metropolis earlier this month.
Whereas the pair did an interview with “Extra” about their new actuality sequence, Hilaria snapped at her husband of 12 years for speaking over her.
When the interviewer requested if there is perhaps a second season of the sequence, Alec joked it could be known as “The Hilaria Show” – all whereas Hilaria defined that they’re “gonna see how it feels” to have the sequence “be out there.”
“It’s gonna be great,” Alec added as his spouse was nonetheless responding. “You’re a winner.”
“Oh my God. When I’m talking, you’re not talking,” Hilaria barked. “No. When I’m talking, you’re not talking.”
She later fired again at critics after the couple’s squabble went viral.
Sunday’s episode of “The Baldwins” additionally comes after earlier episodes noticed the “Beetlejuice” actor open up about his involuntary manslaughter case – which kicked off in New Mexico only one month earlier than the present began filming.
Though Alec didn’t reference the dying of cinematographer Halyna Hutchins or the truth that the case in opposition to him was finally dismissed with prejudice, he did word that the expertise of filming a actuality present amid his authorized woes was “unique.”
“When I think of the reality show, many things occur to me after the fact,” he defined. “Like when we were doing it, it was a bit of a unique time for us, but afterward when we did it, I realized that that’s who we are.”
“The Baldwins” airs Sundays at 10 p.m. on TLC.